高齢者達はサマザマな事で嘆く、愚痴をこぼす。でも高齢者であるがゆえに得していることもあるんですよ、という辛口のジョークをご紹介！でも、これって余り有り難くない特典かな？1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
3. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
4. People call at 9 PM and ask, " Did I wake you ???? "
5. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
6. Things you buy now won't wear out.
7. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
8. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
9. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
10. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
11. You can't remember who sent you this lis
t...And you'll notice that these are all in BIG PRINT for your convenience