American joke - 伝道師にとっての神のご加護とは・・・?
A traveling preacher finds himself caught in a tremendous rainstorm. Within a few hours, the motel he's staying in is flooded. As the water rises, the preacher climbs to the roof and starts praying.

Just then, a coast guard rescue party floats by in a boat. "Let's go, mister, into the boat."

"I'll stay here," says the preacher. "The Lord will save me."

The men in the boat shrug and move on. An hour later, a second boat reaches the motel. "Sir, you better get in. The water is still rising."

"No thanks," says the preacher. "The Lord is my salvation."

Toward evening, the motel is almost completely under water, and the preacher is clinging to the satellite dish on the roof. Another boat comes by and they shout out to him through the rain...

"Hey buddy, get in the boat! This is your last chance."

"I'm all right," says the preacher, looking toward heaven. I KNOW the Lord will provide."

As the boat departs, the satellite dish is struck by lightning, and the preacher is killed. When he arrives at the Pearly Gates, he is furious.

"What happened?" he shouts. "I thought the Lord would provide!"

Within seconds, a thunderous reply is heard: "Hey! I sent three you three boats, you've got to do your part."



【2006/11/26 20:22 】 | 英会話 | コメント(0) | トラックバック(0)
英題は"China's Great Wall raises defenses against ravers"で、詳しい内容はhttp://au.news.yahoo.com/061025/15/111zx01/1722577247.htmlに、アクセスすべし!

raver:(British English,INFORMAL) someone who goes to a rave
rave: a big event where people dance to loud music with a strong beat and often take drugs
erosion: the process by which something is gradually reduced or destroyed
crumbly: something that is crumbly breaks easily into small pieces
reveler: someone who is having fun singing, dancing etc in a noisy way
indecent: something that is indecent is shocking and offensive, usually because it involves sex or shows parts of the body that are usually covered
urinate:(Technical) to get rid of urine from your body


【2006/11/23 21:29 】 | サークル | コメント(0) | トラックバック(0)
American joke - 刺激的な一週間のレシピ!
MONDAY: It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.

TUESDAY: Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home for supper.

WEDNESDAY: A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it improved the rice any.

THURSDAY: Today Tom asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Tom asked me why I was rolling around in the garden.

FRIDAY: I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.

SATURDAY: Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy).For some reason Tom keeps counting to ten.

SUNDAY: Tom's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.

GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Tom. If I can talk Tom into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with chocolate moose.


【2006/11/21 22:20 】 | 教育 | コメント(0) | トラックバック(0)
英題は、"Smoking cowboy most influential imaginary icon"で、詳しい内容はhttp://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3832628a4501,00.html

icon: someone famous who is admired by many people and is thought to represent an important idea:
sway: to influence someone so that they change their opinion:
macho:(INFORMAL) behaving in a way that is traditionally typical of men, for example being strong or brave, or not showing your feelings - used humorously or in order to show disapproval:
emerge: to appear or come out from somewhere
figment: someone that you imagine is real, but does not exist
embody: to be a very good example of an idea or quality(=represent)
monarch: a king or queen
bodacious: remarkable, outstanding
jump-start: to enliven or revive
mythical: imagined or invented
lumberjack:(old-fashioned) someone whose job is cutting down trees for wood(=logger)
esteem:(FORMAL) to respect and admire someone or something
brudgery: hard boring work
【2006/11/15 21:21 】 | サークル | コメント(0) | トラックバック(0)
American joke - 高齢者であることの特典!

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

3. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

4. People call at 9 PM and ask, " Did I wake you ???? "

5. You can live without sex but not your glasses.

6. Things you buy now won't wear out.

7. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

8. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

9. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

10. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

11. You can't remember who sent you this lis

And you'll notice that these are all in BIG PRINT for your convenience


【2006/11/12 16:16 】 | 教育 | コメント(1) | トラックバック(0)
The Discoverers of Hawai'i - No.5
South of Easter Island an exploring canoe might find winds upon which to reach eastward. Beyond Easter Island, winds and current begin a long curve toward the northeast that would carry a canoe to Peru. Off Peru, the current wheels to the northwest under the Southeast Tradewinds. With such prevailing winds, a swift canoe might sail to Peru and return to Polynesia in less time than a raft could sail one way.

Wherever Polynesians explored and established new settlements, they carried an ancient memory of an original homeland in the west. The name, Havaiki, may refer to Savai'i in Samoa, or some place farther west. It was given to Havai'i (later Ra'iatea), and Hawai'i. After death, many believed their spirits would leap from the westernmost point of their island and fly back to the ancient homeland of their ancestors.

Of the first Hawaiians, we know only that they were Polynesians, possibly from the Marquesas Islands two thousand miles away, and we know them only through archaeology. Their names and traditions are lost, obliterated by high status chiefs who arrived perhaps a thousand years later from the leeward Tahitian islands of Ra'iatea, Bora Bora and Huahine. With these new rulers the Hawaiian traditions begin. Histories are composed by conquerors.



【2006/11/10 14:16 】 | 未分類 | コメント(0) | トラックバック(0)
英題は"Giant diamond sells for more than $12 million"で、詳しい内容は、http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15195458/にアクセスすべし!

fetch: to be sold for a particular amount of money, especially at a public sale - used especially in news reports
under the hammer: foe sale at an auction
serenade: if you serenade someone, you sing or play music to them, especially to show them that you love them
affluence: abundance of money, property, and other material goods; riches;
awash: containing too many things or people of a particular kind
well-heeld: Having plenty of money; prosperous
electrocute:(British English)if someone is electrocuted, they are injured or killed by electricity passing through their body
gem (stone):a beautiful stone that has been cut into a special shape(=jewel)



【2006/11/08 13:42 】 | サークル | コメント(0) | トラックバック(0)
American joke - 効果的な検問!?

A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competition. What are you going to do with the prize money?" the officer asked. The man responded, "I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license." At that moment, his wife, who was seated next to him, chimed in, "Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk." This woke up the guy in the back seat, who, when he saw the cop, blurted out, "I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car."


【2006/11/05 15:51 】 | 未分類 | コメント(0) | トラックバック(0)
メンバーに混じって女性の見学者が一名明るい雰囲気をかもし出していた。 そんな中「ニュ
上げた。 英題は"Canadian school teacher leaves millions to charity"で、


frugal: careful to buy only what is necessary amassing: if you amass money, knowledge, information etc, you gradually collect a large amount of it executor: someone who deals with the instructions in someone's will curb: to control or limit something in order to prevent it from having a harmful effect fire off: to utter or ask rapidly. To write and send( a letter, for example) in haste. flashy:(INFORMAL) big, bright, or expensive, and intended to be impressive - used to show disapproval hefty: a hefty amount of something, especially money, is very large devise: to plan or invent a new way of doing something elaborate: to give more details or new information about something ruse: a clever trick used to deceive someone savvy:(INFORMAL) practical knowledge and ability versed:(FORMAL) be (well) versed in something; to know a lot about a subject, method etc Conservancy:(FORMAL) a group of officials who control and protect an area of land, a river etc bequest:(FORMAL) money or property which you arrange to give to someone after your death

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